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STOP NORMALIZING CREAM IN CARBONARA Unisex T-Shirt

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STOP NORMALIZING CREAM IN CARBONARA Unisex T-Shirt

Authenticity Is Not Negotiable.

STOP NORMALIZING CREAM IN CARBONARA Unisex T-Shirt

$28.00
Size

T-Shirt Sizing

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
5XL 35 31 62-65

  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) CHEST (cm)
XS 68.6 42 78.7-86.4
S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 137.2-144.8
4XL 86.4 76.2 147.3-155
5XL 89 78.7 157.5-165

Some compromises are acceptable. This isn't one of them.

For those who believe carbonara deserves better than a splash of heavy cream, this shirt lets everyone know where you stand. Wear it to your favorite Italian restaurant, your next dinner party, or anywhere culinary misinformation needs a gentle correction. The Carbonara Defense League thanks you for your continued vigilance.

A premium carbonara shirt for pasta purists, home cooks, chefs, and anyone searching for the perfect Italian food gift.

Details

  • Premium unisex fit (Bella + Canvas 3001)
  • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
  • Lightweight 4.2 oz fabric
  • Pre-shrunk for a consistent fit
  • Soft, comfortable, everyday wear

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